www.wolfowitzresign.com May 21, 2007

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Friday, May 18, 2007

Ten things Wolfowitz could do while on administrative leave

  1. Go to charm school, sort out that potty mouth problem.
  2. Learn to knit socks. We know you need new ones. check out Socks 101
  3. Foundation for the Future are looking for a new Chief Financial Officer. We know you are good at numbers, especially large round numbers, and the position is based in Beirut, so Shaha could come too. Perfect, hey?
  4. Get rid of that cloud that has you so preoccupied. Learn more about cloud seeding and really make it rain. (see comment for more)

1 comment:

wolfowitzmustresign said...

Go to charm school, sort out that potty mouth problem.

Learn to knit socks, we know you need new ones, check out Socks 101

Make up with Shaha. Is she still talking to you after those statements to the board about her being "an angry and emotional woman" with "intractable demands"? Why not take her away for a romantic weekend to the Greenbrier or Inn at Little Washington?

Get rid of that cloud that has you so preoccupied. Learn more about cloud seeding and really make it rain.

Apply to be the new ambassador to Iraq. We love this idea because it also helps you make up with Shaha. " It is a country he knows well. He helped to destroy it; so now let him rebuild it. Since his girlfriend is an expert on Iraq, she could go along too" see FT letter on same.

You said you wanted to get a coach. Now could be the time. Check out www.executivecoach.net

We hear Kevin Kellems will be at the Heritage Foundation (aka Siberia-for-naughty-Republicans) for an awfully long time. Maybe they can find a spot for you?

Foundation for the Future are looking for a new Chief Financial Officer. We know you are good at numbers, especially large round numbers, and the position is based in Beirut, Lebanon so Shaha could come too. Is that not too perfect?

The no-book deal. We know you had a clause in the annex of your contract forbidding you from writing a book while Bank president. We also hear the administration is not keen on you writing a tell all version of the Iraq invasion and that they would happily offer you a job as long as it had a similar "no book clause".

You could get a video camera and add to something meaningful to Youtube. There is The Bank piece, which we love, but we thought you could do a remake of the fabulous Apple presents the iRack. What do you think?

We will miss you. Not!

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